this "lisa says" is courtsey of william& julie:
julie writes:
this is the crazy story my husband told me: yesterday (ash wednesday) he and two of his work friends were in the elevator when a catholic high school girl (plaid skirt, ashes on forehead, and arm load of books) walked into the elevator...
being a group of men who have seen porn before, they're all laughing at each other at the funny scene that this would potentially be in a porn movie...he started making the porn movie "chicka chicka waaa waaaa" music - then said this:
"Ass Wednesday - I know what you can give up for Lent"
william later added this voice-over:
"A new flick starring Jenna Jameson and Buck Naked... Ass Wednesday - Three unsuspecting guys taking a break from work find a special girl waiting in the elevator, clad in every man's dream outfit of a white blouse and scottish-plaid skirt... wait till they find out what she's giving up for Lent...Starts Friday"
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