tim!: People You Should Never Turn Your Back On 2002 Males with beards and ponytails. Males with trimmed and neatly styled and groomed beards. Males with ponytails. Males who have been in the presence of other males while watching straight porn on VHS on more than one occasion. Anyone who has seen a singular musical performer, group, band or group of same more than five times, at any one or a combination of venues. Anyone who lives in, lived in, is going to, or is coming from the state of Colorado. Anyone who fondly remembers watching "Three's Company", and still tries to catch its reruns today. Anyone who insists that English writing is better than American writing. Anyone who cried during the movie "Titanic", instead of either laughing or cynically berating it. People who are good at roller-blading. People who sell automobiles for a living. People who have helmets with little dentist mirrors on them, so they can see behind them, like they were in a car. People who allow their dogs to sit on their lap while they are driving a car. People who own dogs that are considered small by more than 50% of a given population. Parents who are out with their younger than five-year-old children after 9PM in non-emergency situations (i.e. movie theaters, malls, mini-malls, outdoor malls, or restaurants). People who talk to animals as if they were human infants. People who say, "let's table this discussion.", "circle back around", or, "I'm glad we had this chance to meet", during a meeting. Men of drinking age who play games with cards that are not cards with Queens, Kings, Aces and numbered cards among the ranks. Women who glue on their nails on a regular basis, and not just every once and awhile for fun. The upper-middle class. Drivers of SUV's w/o 4WD capability. People who are afraid of insects. Any member of the Bush political family, except for Barbara. She's nice. Drunks who say things to other drunks who are not laughing, but are instead looking at him/her in a cautious or suspicious way. Unless the first drunk is really upset, crying, or talking one-on-one with a fellow drinker. Those guys who wear short-sleeved white shirts + ties + backpacks, and either walk or bike around spreading the "word" to others. Men and women who vacation in Vegas, year after year. Anyone who refuses to eat peanut butter, and is not allergic to it. That guy, over there, up in the tower, with the gun.
