I tantalize you with warm sunny afternoons all week that make you squint at as you emerge from your dark office. I fill you with giddy warm-weather anticipation for the weekend.
And then I sit back and laugh maniacally as I roll the clouds in on Friday afternoon, and lower the temperature back to jacket weather.
Haha! You thought you would garden or ride your bike? I hope your brakes work in the rain! And I hope you don't mind getting a little wet as I break out is some storm action as you attempt to lunch on the patio.
That overpriced Geek Boutique sundress you've been dying to wear? Sorry, that will have to wait until June.
Hey, you can always stay inside and watch movies. I mean, you did that all winter, right?