Jacko
The Voice has an article about our dear freaky friend Michael Jackson. They write about Jacko's odd situation with his label, and how this organization that he wants to create to battle the industry is pretty much the same thing as two groups that already exist.
Woooo
Whenever I watch the TV, I always click by MTV on my way to something else. I think MTV's "screaming girls" thing has really jumped the shark. Every damn non-celebrity girl and boy who are on there have to yell 'wooooooooooo' whenever the camera is on them.
"MTV sent us to Hawaii with Kid Rock - wooooooooooooooo!"
"This is Sarah from Indiana. I want to give a shout out to my friends back home - I miss ya!! Woooooooooo!"
"I just got audited by the IRS - woooooo!"
"All I can taste is blood!! Wooooooooo!"
"I think this needs more cumin - wooooooooooo!"
"Eric Willhelm likes Girls! Woooooo!"
"The dog just pissed on the rug - wooooooo!"
"happyrobot.net - wooooooooo!"
"tim wagner is tall, handsome, smart, and has nice hair, and once I slept in the same bed as him, and I didn't know it but he was nude and I only found out about it later the next day - wooooooooooooooooooo!"
My two least favorite things: Hooters + DJs
No TV
So, speaking of the TV, our local FOX network (FOX - woooo!) has changed their Simpson's schedule around to only once per day - and I keep missing that one. But, I am realizing that I have no reason to watch TV anymore.
Except for Law&Order re-runs
I will watch Harvey Birdman though - check out the site for some hi-larious video clips.
Ghandi is dandy, but liquor is quicker
Actual Letter from our Dear Friend
OK Kids, I have a funny story to tell on Mark. Remember that cat that died under our front porch steps a few years ago. Well, I've been asking Mark to get rid of the remains for years. The other day we were cleaning out the 2 shrub boxes at the front porch and I ask again. Mark said I'm not messing with that cat. Then it was like a light bulb came on over his head. He said " Oh Man, That would look great in one of my Star Wars Dioramas that I'm working on." He hurried under the porch to retrieve the bones.
Google Bomb!
ponygirl
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