|
|
-where is Jason? I want to talk to the new kid
here I am
-Where do you live?
North Carolina. Raleigh to be exact
- what is your favorite cheese?
gouda
-car or bicycle?
bicycle
-milkshake or latte?
latte
-top or bottom?
bottom.
Mac.
Olde English.
-Dean or Clark?
clark
-wysiwyg or hand code?
holy sh*t what's that?
The showoff English major section:
-Wordworth or keats?
Keats
-Good. I hate wordsworth. Milton or Donne?
double blegh. probably donne. nah, neither
-how about william blake?
always Blake. he likes dreams. so do I. and I've always thought that writers who paint are cool.
-blake was a multimedia nudist. OK, wc williams or ezra pound?
wcw.
-emily dickinson or emily bronte?
dickinson
pony: dude, you can SO be my friend.
Jason: why thank you--but i should warn you: I'm still a redneck
pony: It's ok, my family eats at smorgasboards
Jason: do you like Sherwood Anderson?
pony: Never heard of him. Do you have any incriminating stories about rich?
Jason: he had 90120 viewing parties in college. i witnessed them.and participated once.
pony: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. was it rife with irony?
At this point, Rich pops in:
:r um, jason, can i speak to you for a second.
:r in my office young man!
(Rich then proceeds to tell us about an incriminating photo involving Jason, a sock, and little else. But that is a story for another day.)
|
1.9.2004
|
