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Pony: Don't do it, Nicole!
4.25.2007


G. is obsessed with his hands. He spends much of his awake time forcing his fist into his mouth while emitting the whiny, muffled tones of a spoiled SoCal teenager. hmmphmmmmmaaammph.

He will also spend several minutes at a time shoving his fingers into his mouth and gagging, llike a builimic starlet.

Kiff and I have taken to shouting: "Don't do it Nicole*, you are thin enough!" everytime he gags on his fingers. Some things are funnier when you are sleep deprived.


*rail-like celebutante Nicole Ritchie


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