poop beetle: haircut 7.2002 Awais doesn't like my new haircut. The thing about haircuts, I tell him, is whether you like it or not, you always tell people you like it. "But what's wrong with my haircut?" "It's not fun." He says, "I like it like this." And he pantomimes an upswept do. He likes long hair. My mom told me a long time ago, chauvinism must be in born.
"Well I like!" I tell him, " I like it. I like it. I think it's a great haircut" "I hate it," he tells me. "Well, then I suggest you never get your hair cut like this, then" This cracks him up. "O.K. O.K. O.K. " he tells me. "If I were you and you were me. I mean if you were me and I was you. . . I mean if you were me and I was the barber. I would make your hair different."
