Hi.
Venezuela? Chavez is a dangerous enemy to our south, controlling a huge pool of oil, that could hurt us badly. We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. I'm Pat Robertson bitch!
Andorra? I mean, is that even a country? Assassinate him? Sure, why the hell not. Damn godless sheep herdering activist judges.
Iceland? People live there? They have a president? Assassinate him.
New Zealand? You know what? They have a woman leading their country. Damn feminist agenda... encouraging women to run countries, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.
Singapore? I don't even know where that is. But, I know they don't like gum chewing, and I don't like it either. Maybe assassinate is too strong here... how about hired thugs?
Yemen? Where are you finding these places? Why don't you choose some countries normal people know.. like Mexico?
Tunisia? Islamists again I bet, right? Let me check my World Book... yup, pretty sure God said to kill them all.
Uganda? Now you're just making these up.
