I didn't see Super-Natural Boner Patrol last night I have a really low tolerance for TV. No, I am not saying that I don't watch TV, but I don't have the patience or ability to stay un-snarky long enough to get into these serious TV shows.
What I do watch are commercials on local cable.
I adore you Select Dental.
Husband & Wife "My wife and I were afraid that we couldn't manage the cost of dental work" The wife, bless her heart, gives us this little "what could we do?" look. I'll say this: it's kind of cute (if you watch it 400 times).
What could they do? They are hard working americans yet they have a hard time affording dental work. Dental work that doesn't hurt. Not even a bit.
"Until we went to select dental" Right, honey? I imagine this thought goes through his mind constantly: "Why do you seem to pull away from me when I look at you?" Now, not to be un-PC or homophobic (and remember, this is coming from rosé swilling *me* - not a model of hyper-manliness by anyone's measure(I mean I even added the little "é" thing)) but the husband is a bit... effiminate.
Who cast him as "husband"?
"We should of done it years ago" It's the realization that you could of had healthy mouths a long time ago. "Husband! Why did we wait so long?"
I am lost in the whiteness of your husband's teeth. He is so happy.
See for yourself! There is a copy of the commercial on YouTube (I know! Shocker!). It was uploaded by a fellow who is a comedian (and canadian I think). He added a little "bit" at the end. Apparently he didn't think the commercial was brilliant enough by itself. *sigh*
