I didn't see Super-Natural Boner Patrol last night
I have a really low tolerance for TV.
No, I am not saying that I don't watch TV, but I don't have the patience or ability to stay un-snarky long enough to get into these serious TV shows.

What I do watch are commercials on local cable.


I adore you Select Dental.




Husband & Wife

"My wife and I were afraid that we couldn't manage the cost of dental work"
The wife, bless her heart, gives us this little "what could we do?" look.
I'll say this: it's kind of cute (if you watch it 400 times).


What could they do?
They are hard working americans yet they have a hard time affording dental work.
Dental work that doesn't hurt. Not even a bit.



"Until we went to select dental"

Right, honey?
I imagine this thought goes through his mind constantly: "Why do you seem to pull away from me when I look at you?"
Now, not to be un-PC or homophobic (and remember, this is coming from rosé swilling *me* - not a model of hyper-manliness by anyone's measure(I mean I even added the little "é" thing)) but the husband is a bit...
effiminate.


Who cast him as "husband"?



"We should of done it years ago"

It's the realization that you could of had healthy mouths a long time ago.
"Husband! Why did we wait so long?"



I am lost in the whiteness of your husband's teeth.
He is so happy.




See for yourself!
There is a copy of the commercial on YouTube (I know! Shocker!). It was uploaded by a fellow who is a comedian (and canadian I think).
He added a little "bit" at the end.
Apparently he didn't think the commercial was brilliant enough by itself.
*sigh*







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