Since Rich has similarly categorized his brain's activities while at work, here is my brain during the days of PMS.
Please don't take me away in a straightjacket, but for one or two days a month, I am certifiably insane. Here are some gems from last month:
Everyone hates me.
Does he realize he is chewing NEXT to my ear?
Waittasec, I think they can sense me getting irritated with them and they hate me.
Whoever said acne would end after puberty should be shot on sight.
Everyone is so aggressive today. I think they hate me.
Must get out of the elevator. Everyone is crowding me and looking at me and I am breathing in their germs carbon monoxide.
Ugh, the subtext is too loud!