John & Tamara,
Greetings from your cat sitters!
How was your vacation to the Virgin Islands?
Did you get back safely?
Everything went fine with Thermos - that is until Saturday night. We came by around 7pm and fed and watered him and checked his cat box - he seemed fine, but a little restless.
We then went out for a dinner and movie, and later on the way home, Mrs. Robot realized that she had left her phone on the counter in your apartment.
Being that we were expecting a call regarding meeting some folks for brunch the next day, we decided to return to your place and get her phone - thinking that Thermos was probably annoyed with it's constant voicemail beeping and ringing.
We knew something was amiss when we saw people hanging out on the stoop smoking.
Allegedly, Thermos invited only three people over to watch DVDs, but then a bunch of other cats and hipsters showed up - and then things got out of hand.
We finally shut the party down at 2am (much to the chagrin of sweet Mrs. Talbot, your downstairs neighbor). Sunday, we canceled our brunch plans and supervised a very hungover Thermos as he cleaned the apartment.
We are so sorry about the bed. He promises to pay for that (how? he's a cat!).