Clean Phone for Summer My phone, while smallish and handy, has no memory on it so I have to clear out all of my junk every now and then - and that includes all the random messages that end up in my "saved" folder.
For volume II of "Out of context SMS", here's 2007. So far. Out of order With names removed to protect the guilty.
Out of Context SMS - Volume II
Sorry! 2 drunk! 2007-01-26 09:38pm
Rite aid guy wanted to know where beulah, ca was! 2007-05-04 01:13pm
sorry, i forgot to say sorry i forgot your birthday. sorry. 2007-03-15 07:44pm
Burp. The extravaganza! 2007-02-23 11:13pm
Would plaid golf pants suffice? Gotta hang out and work-shmerk. 2007-02-22 05:58pm
tee vee's Eric Estrada is on my flight, and he appears to be a mean drunk. I hope the let him do the saftey demonstration. 2007-05-15 09:56am
Ok b sure 2 check ur fridge when u return. 2007-01-04 06:17pm
We were talking about you, and Robin said He had the most ginormous poop this morning. Is that true? Or was she talking about Sam? 2007-01-12 08:31pm
At sample about to head home 2007-05-10 08:30pm
The shelves are gone! 2007-02-23 08:41pm
A guy here just said i love reading blogs 2006-11-02 08:52pm
Ryan phillipe called me! 2007-05-03 09:23pm
When will u b back in nyc? 2007-01-04 06:02pm
hey is it new year's there yet? 2007-01-01 04:29pm
tell him i said nice penis.......man or if you like, you can put the man part at the beginning, like, hey man, nice penis 2006-12-22 03:08pm
Sounds like a diet plan i can handle 2007-04-12 12:36pm
we got lots of fake boobies here. 2007-02-24 02:23pm
Did that thing get through security? 2006-12-22 03:08pm
I'm in the VIP sec for a beatles cover band at webster hall. Please snark. 2006-12-26 10:06pm
Today is gorgeous. Surf is up! 2007-01-13 08:09pm
I just saw u at 14th street. i like ur khakis 2007-05-09 09:04am
Warm wishes for safe travels and sweet dreams. Thanks for dinner... Sorry about the lack of wine. 2007-01-07 01:05pm
sitting on train staring out window and saw u. 2007-05-09 02:54pm
HELLO NYC! 15th-20th. details to follow...... 2007-05-07 04:25pm
Love ryan p. 2007-02-04 02:59am
Un-breakable wine glasses not so un-breakable 2007-03-26 09:54am
Dude! Champagne jam! 2007-02-04 07:52pm
Up for a drink, neighbor? 2007-02-19 04:42pm
according to Tina Fey on NPR, men respond to yelling, sharks, robots and bears. 2006-12-26 10:55am
Trying to find mark 2007-05-16 04:05pm
what's all your numbers and letters that tell me where you live at? 2006-12-14 03:02pm
Aloha robots! 2007-01-05 02:54pm
i'm getting a girl drunk in Williamsburg. 2007-03-12 05:59pm
Want 2 meet us 4 lunch @ frankies? 2007-02-24 11:19am
The neighbors tree just uprooted and is now in the other neighbors yard 2007-05-16 04:09pm
O happy birthday! 2007-02-04 03:00am
I'm just winding down from 3 days of eating with a large glass of Ardbeg! Made me think of you both! Hope you're having a good Christmas! 2006-12-26 06:15pm