A very special Robot Journal
Our pal Stu, of Post-Modern Drunkard, is having open heart surgery this morning at 7:30am or so.
If you are awake and/or sober at that time, please raise glasses and/or send positive feelings and/or prayers and/or strippers his way.
I don't know much about open heart surgery. A high school friend of mine's father had open heart surgery. While they had his heart chest open, they photographed his heart for him and that photo hangs in their living room.
I mentioned that to Stu, but I am not sure he was initially very keen with the idea.
Note to Stu
You should write "Cut Here" on your chest with a sharpie. Just to be a smart ass.
Or attach a plastic lamprey eel to your chest.
Or wear a Halloween mask of some sort.
Hold tight monkey.