Normal regular bears have had quite a time recently due to the illegal immigration of polar bears across our northern border. These polar bears are bigger and have more enthusiasm and drive and have pushed our normal regular bears out of their normal regular jobs of foraging for berries and/or catching salmon. As the media has reported, the number of normal regular bears who are out of work due to the polar bears sneaking across our northern border and taking their jobs and being more "bear" than our normal regular bears are has increased.
