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steven tyler photo 
jumping into tracks 
you tell him! 
cockroach 
empty car 
i'm going to puke 
 
train rules 
the last month 
stereotypical crazy mumbler 
drunks 
piddle puddle 
rock paper scissors 
 
random attack 
a man's shoes 
2 sentence story 
doors 
i am no help 
head 
 
are you threatening me? 
damn metrocard swipers 
comfortably asleep on my shoulder 
kick her ass 
almost bitten 
while i kiss the pole 
 
you're getting wet 
things not to pick up 
fondled twice 
turnie the turnstile turner 
subway curse 
apology to the mta 
 
subway music 
also good 
absolutely worse day in history 
cat on dog action 
religious icons performing oral sex 
mommy, i'm scared 
 
high alert 
white powder 
school of hard knocks 
maxims 
you don't have to go to university 
homework robot 
 
see you 
sully 
adina 
change 
be careful with the donuts 
flava flav 
 
that little sh*t bit me 
smelly 
i rebuke you demon in the name of jesus 
all day foreplay 
poo story #49202 
special dancers 
 
pee story #1283 






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