poo story #49202
by CT
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I get on the B train the other day at 110th street and as usual at 930am it was relatively empty so I sit in my standard seat next to the door with my back to the wall. Someone goes to sit opposite me in the seats that face forward and then hesitates and moves to another car. I really don't pay attention. At 103rd someone gets on and moves away again.
I now look over to investigate and realize that there is a relatively healthy pile of poo on the floor in between the seats opposite me. Well, I choose not to move and just try to look away. It didn't smell but it was in a neat pile that looked like a big chocolate chip. That tells me that it was the kind of poo that couldn't be held in hence the train incident.
Well, more people get on and freak. I am starting to feel like a wacko for sitting kind of close to it but I can't move now because I am committed to ignoring the shit and it is also getting crowded. Well, I keep looking at it and it is starting to make me nauseous.
I finally get out at 7th ave sweating but ok...
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