piddle puddle
by resila
i saw a man urinate on the train. strange thing was, he had his penis coming out the top of his jeans, not trough the fly. so he finishes peeing and then collapses in the piddle puddle. well, of course, i high tail it out of there and switch cars.
now comes the humor: i get off at my stop, and peer into the car with the urinator. he's still passed out in there alright, and -- GET THIS! -- the other passengers are still in there. sitting there like nothing happened at all.
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