that little sh*t bit me
by rrl
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I was once on a train with a man who had a stroller and two three or four year old twin boys. The kids were crawling everywhere and one was trying to hit the other with a plastic bat. They were both screaming and everyone on the train was giving the guy dirty looks. Why he didn't have them strapped in the stroller is beyond me.
Anyway this woman took pity on him and started talking to the kids and even sat down next to them. She was really trying to entertain or distract them, but it was useless and the twins just kept at it and by now one of them was precariously perched with one foot on the stroller and one on the floor. The guy with them just shrugged and smiled. When this kind stranger decided she'd had enough she moved stood by the door right in front of me.
Then out of nowhere one of the kids runs up to her with a sort of maniacal look in his eye, grabs her arm and bites her. The guy does nothing and as she gets off the train at the next stop I hear her mutter "that little sh*t bit me".
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