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				» Some reasons why global warming is not a crisis.  I could not wait, it seems, for the formal question to be asked.
			
					
			
			
			
				» An Open Letter to John Kerry and all of the other loser Democrats
			
					
			
			
			
				» I Would Actually, In a Second
			
					
			
			
			
				» Ten Events Which When Aligned And In A Historical Context Will Alter The Face Of My Future
			
					
			
			
			
				» Posture Is More Important Than You Can Imagine
			
					
			
			
			
				» To: JaneyBrainy57@yahoo.com
			
					
			
			
			
				» Cow Kills Snake
			
					
			
			
			
				» Recipe
			
					
			
			
			
				» Good Morning, My Bitches...
			
					
			
			
			
				» A Mutual Understanding of Destruction and Greed
			
					
			
			
			
				» Lawn Care Tips For The Modern Conservative
			
					
			
			
			
				» Toothpaste, Beer and Half and Half
			
					
			
			
			
			
			
				» Tribute
			
					
			
			
			
				» People You Should Never Turn Your Back On
			
					
			
			
			
				» Get up, get, get, get down, Late 911 wears the late crown
			
					
			
			
			
				» X marks the spot
			
					
			
			
			
				» one period near the end
			
					
			
			
			
				» Dear coworker:  The sight of your legs wrapped in Pantyhose makes me want to commit crimes.
			
					
			
			
			
				» Neck Bloody Neck
			
					
			
			
			
				» His Underwear Must Always Match His Shirt
			
					
			
			
			
				» But then so...
			
					
			
			
			
				» Christmas Time is Here, You Imperialist Dog You
			
					
			
			
			
				» Top Four Recollections of Ponies, and Then One More
			
					
			
			
			
			
			
				» Happy Get Married Day!
			
					
			
			
			
				» People Seeing Other People Naked, or, Laying Tongues on Bodies, Depending on the Situation.
			
					
			
			
			
				» The New King of Pop
			
					
			
			
			
				» Answers
			
					
			
			
			
				» But you said we could stay up forever
			
					
			
			
			
				» What To Do In The Event A Parent, Teacher or Co-Worker Catches You In The Act Of Self-Pleasure.**
			
					
			
			
			
				» 97 Things to Fuck
			
					
			
			
			
				» Methods for getting published by McSweeney's Online Accumulation (and an explanation of each, in lay terms)
			
					
			
			
			
				» Love in the Time of Terrorism
			
					
			
			
			
				» 10-31-03
			
					
			
			
			
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				» Summer Fiction
			
					
			
			
			
				» Top Twenty All Time Desert Island Must Have Albums Recorded Sometime in the Last Twenty Years
			
					
			
			
			
				» Looking Forward To Being Nervous.  Looking Forward To Being Scared Out Of My Mind.
			
					
			
			
			
				» Things I got from my ancestors and ain't ne'er asked for no how
			
					
			
			
			
				» 'I've Got Something Brand New (for that ass)'
			
					
			
			
			
				» Not Even Close to Being on Topic
			
					
			
			
			
				» 'tis Spring and your Mothers Cry
			
					
			
			
			
				» Child Care Tips for Parents in the New Millennium
			
					
			
			
			
				» Top Five Things That Ruin Christmas
			
					
			
			
			
				» Working Title
			
					
			
			
			
				» Thirteen ghoulish or otherwise dark things previously not known about Halloween:
			
					
			
			
			
			
			
				» Twenty Minute Sink Update
			
					
			
			
			
				» The Truths of Moonstruck
			
					
			
			
			
				» Religion and Red Meat
			
					
			
			
			
				» Seemingly Unrelated Events
			
					
			
			
			
				» Celebrity
			
					
			
			
			
				» Monday, December 2, 2002, 10:30AM - 11:47AM
			
					
			
			
			
				» Indifferent
			
					
			
			
			
				» Coworker Profiles
			
					
			
			
			
				» Sometimes Mankind, I am Loving You
			
					
			
			
			
				» Love is a secret.
			
					
			
			
			
				» An Alteration of Historical Fact
			
					
			
			
			
			
			
				» The Seven Sisters of Need
			
					
			
			
			
				» Dirty Old Man
			
					
			
			
			
				» A Little Sexist, A Little Racist, And A Lot of Fun
			
					
			
			
			
				» Mama Sang Tenor
			
					
			
			
			
				» Watch How the Zombies Scream (it's the crack)...
			
					
			
			
			
				» To gather or collect swiftly and unceremoniously; grab
			
					
			
			
			
				» Two Limericks of Smack, No Waiting
			
					
			
			
			
				» John Donne, uncapitalized, one comma only
			
					
			
			
			
				» An Alteration of Historical Fact
			
					
			
			
			
				» Christmas Summons
			
					
			
			
			
				» Alternate endings to the fable, Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
			
					
			
			
			
			
			
				» Seventh Grade Survival Guide For Boys
			
					
			
			
			
				» Cynical Optimism
			
					
			
			
			
				» Of him.
			
					
			
					
					
