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The Stories...
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Love Stinks. Sometimes we get dumped.
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Ally McBeal
by I don't even watch TV
I was having a fling with this this goofy guy cuz I was stressed and I really need to relax and I was fascinated by his penis, which was large to the point of being sideshow material.
But I am a chick, and as girls will tell you, there is a very short window of time before lack of intellect shuts down your attraction like so many circuit breakers.
I was talking to him after his grandmother died and he was complaining about the way his family was acting. "My mom is walking around all weepy and depressed. Everyone is so quiet and shit. I hate that. Why can't it by like Ally McBeal, when Billy died and they all sang that song in church and laughed and cried?"
Um.
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