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The Stories...
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Love Stinks. Sometimes we get dumped.
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boob
by embarassing life moment #22
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I have had this friend since high school, and we have both had revolving crushes on each other, but never at the same time.
Once, a few years ago, we were hanging out a lot, and I felt a stirring of the crush resurfacing. Soon, I was in full-blown lust mode.
One night not long after that realisation, we were at a party. He was putting his arm around me and tickling the inside of my arm. I was stoked.
Later at his house, me, he, and a friend did some bong hits and sat around. Finally the friend left.
Me: "It's getting late, eh?"
Him:"I guess you coulda gotten a ride with him..."
Me: "I could take a cab."
him:"taxis suck."
I nodded.
him:"You could crash here."
me: "yeah"
him: "the guest bedroom is too messy. You could sleep in this room"
And it went on and on until I got so pissed off, I offered to sleep on his big bean bag chair. He said OK!!!
I could not sleep. Judging by his breathing on the single bed, neither could he. So I got up and climbed into his bed. He put his arm around me, and for ages, he rubbed my belly like I was a puppy or something. So I took his hand and put it on my boob.
And nothing. It just sat there. the most uncomfortable silence ensued until:
him: "I'll go make coffee."
me: "good idea"
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