:: part 3 ::

Robert Frost

Class of 2000

:: part 2 ::

Update: Post-Traumatic Dating Disorder (PTDD)

The Republican

The Deceiver

The Absolute Worst Date Ever

Mr. Migraine

Little Side Burn Guy

The Hanger On


Smelly Cat

:: part 1 ::

No Socks Guy

The Shrub



the yogi

Mr. Playoffs

the dodge

the yawner


the wedding guy

The 40 Year-old Orthopedic Surgeon


Philosophy Guy

Spanking the Yogi

  :: the 40 year-old orthopedic surgeon ::
This name speaks volumes. Another family friend set up. I’d been hearing about this guy for years, about how good looking and successful he is. Apparently, he’s been afraid to really commit to a woman because he has a heart condition. Yikes. I don’t know what to say to that. He was very nice, not bad looking, but kinda looks forty. We had a fine time, but no real “sparks”. Our first date was the same night as my 28th birthday party. It was the coldest night of the year. I met him at the family friend’s apartment where we drank red wine. Then he and I went out for sushi and drank quite a bit of hot saki. Then I ditched the surgeon and went off to meet my drunken law school friends at Fez for my birthday. My standard drink is a vodka tonic. People kept putting them in my hands, and all were drunk by me. I hadn’t been that sick since the 1989 Peach Schnapps incident. As for orthopedic surgeon, he lives in LA and tends to call me every 6-9 months when he’s in town.

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